Monday, August 25, 2014

Cracklin Prose, You Make Me Smile

James O'Keefe, if you read this blog (as you sometimes do), the fact that you've made Cracked's list of the Top Five Successful People Who Everyone Forgets are Exposed Frauds should be a badge of honor.  If Cracked ever includes me in the list of Top Five Blogging Catholics with a Secret Passion for Transvestite Midgets and Stale Chinese Food, I'll be overjoyed.

Meanwhile, where else can you find this quality of prose and this kind of insight into current affairs and pop culture?  Cracked might not get the dangers of Planned Parenthood, for example, but they get a lot of other stuff, and they make it funny, too.

For instance, just this alone is worth the price of admission (which is free) ...

Theresa Caputo, also known as the Long Island Medium, can totally talk to dead people, for reals, no joke. She claims to have started Haley Joel Osmenting when she was 4 years old and has been a practicing (and certified!) medium for over 10 years, showcasing her amazing abilities on her hit TLC reality show since 2011. She presumably keeps her hair in the shape of a microphone to help her receive transmissions from the spirit world.

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