Wednesday, March 4, 2015
I Am Coming Out of the Closet
Friends, it's time for the charade to end.
I am secretly a leftist. In fact, a "leftist in disguise".
Sure, I'm pro-life, anti-abortion, anti-contraception, anti-gay "marriage", anti-divorce, pro-Latin Mass and believe in the infallible authority of the Magisterium on matters of Faith and Morals.
But a commenter on Fr. Geiger's blog assures me that I'm a sneaky liberal.
Why? Because I observed that most "apocalypic millenarians" are right-wingers - which, of course, they are, and which the commenter who slammed me is. "Apocalyptic millenarians" are those folks who go goofy over the End Times and their supposed immanence. You know, the type who have an inside scoop on the Second Coming of Christ and all the pain and suffering and eternal damnation it will bring to me and to all those other people they don't like. Those are "apocalyptic millenarians" and simple observation will show that there are not many Democrats in that camp.
Anyway, it feels good to be a liberal. Maybe I'll get more friends now.