Bill McClellan writes an open letter to Archbishop Carlson in today's St. Louis Post-Dispatch. Some excerpts ...
We’re going to put you on a charm offensive. We’ll book you on all the morning shows — radio and television, both. The hosts are relentlessly cheerful. You’ll tell them you’d love to discuss the deposition, but the darned lawyers won’t let you. So you’ll talk about soccer and bingo. Stuff like that.
Read the whole thing here, and laugh so you don't cry.