|A great archeological find. I provide translation below.|
Q. Are you the Son of God?
JESUS. I really don't remember.
Q. Did you say you would destroy the temple and build it in three days?
JESUS. I have no recollection of that. Do you have that in a document?
Q. I have a document here that quotes a number of things you said.
JESUS. I don't remember that document. May I see it?
Q. Before I show it to you, I'm asking if you recall the events it describes, such as chasing the money changers out of the temple. Did you do that?
JESUS. Is that recorded in the document?
Q. I'm asking you if you have any recollection of that outside the document?
JESUS. I have done many things. I don't remember every one of them.
Q. Did you heal a blind man on the Sabbath?
MR. THURM. Objection. Leading the witness, and a vague time frame. Which Sabbath?
Q. I'm asking if you healed a blind man on any Sabbath.
JESUS. I would not dispute the documentary evidence, but I'd need to see the document. I recall healing people, but I really can't remember where or when or how.
Q. Are you saying you do not remember at all?
JESUS. I can say categorically neither that I knew nor that I did not know either then or now or at any time in between.
Q. In other words, "Maybe?"
JESUS. I don't recall.
Q. Are you telling the truth?
JESUS. What is truth?